Findings:

• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Using a command line
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Why people who jog live longer
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• play dumb
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The other people who hate war
• Watching people eating
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• people who don't exist
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• How to get people to leave you alone
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Eating only rice to get by
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Rednecks hating Canada
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People who died laughing
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
• never know who told it best
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• cat haters
• A Woman Who Never Was
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Know your pets
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Type A blood
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who are not anarchists
• Two people who are not touching
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Capitalize, please
• people who wear camo
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who don't read
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who love FTP
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• How to crack root and not get caught
• You can never get away from yourself
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I never get mail
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• People Get Ready
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• You'll never get away with this!
• Who gets to decide?
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• Things you give people that they keep
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Get a fat lip
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• You who never arrived
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Taking things at surface value
• Dead links in writeups
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• The rules of pool are not selective
• The bored who complain
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Music need not be popular to be good
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• funny fat guy who dies
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• People who use Windows
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?

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