Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "perfectly socially ept people whose lives revolve around their cat should be shot"

• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• we can all just be around other people
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Automobile tire pressure
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Should high school be mandatory?
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• why you should never be a referee
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• titles should be approached laterally
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• What the American people want politics to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• stupidity should be painful
• I should be running in the sunshine
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• It should not be this complicated
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You Should Be Sober
• Chalant should be a word!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I want to be the air around you.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• How Should A Person Be?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• This node should be filled with waka!
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Why you should not be mean
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Should I be happy?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• play dumb
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Should I be sorry?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• I should be able to remember your face
• Funerals should be a celebration
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Farmers' Market
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Laundry should be free
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• What is and what should never be
• AI should be our top priority.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Food should not be luminous
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Why should we be moral?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Things every child should be taught
• The world does not revolve around Glasgow
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• People are not meant to run around naked. We are meant to saunter.

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