Findings:

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Laundry should be free
• Murder by Death
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I should be able to remember your face
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• death passed him by
• Should I be happy?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• What life after death will really be like
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Why should we be moral?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Why you should not be mean
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Death by Water
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Death by tomato leaves
• Death by Cucco
• death by multimeter
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Death Be Not Proud
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Names that should never be given to important files
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• It should not be this complicated
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• titles should be approached laterally
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• I don't need to be loved by you
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• Killed By Death
• Death By Chocolate
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Death by jargon
• Death by Soy
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Death By Neko (user)
• Death by Milkfloat
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Farmers' Market
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Food should not be luminous
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• stupidity should be painful
• Automobile tire pressure
• Should I be sorry?
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• What is and what should never be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• AI should be our top priority.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Funerals should be a celebration
• why you should never be a referee
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Chalant should be a word!
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You Should Be Sober
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Death It Be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with renga!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• How Should A Person Be?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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