Findings:

• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• Someone else's toilet
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Loving someone else's wife
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• you are someone else
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• my name on someone else's body
• Helping people cheat
• real trust is letting someone else q-tip your ears
• What was stolen by someone else
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• someone else's hand
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Stranger in someone else's dream
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Absolutely, to someone else
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• Someone please kill me
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Fighting someone else's battle
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• All I Ask of You
• ask (user)
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• Not verifying information
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• A Tempest, a Shipwreck, an Earthquake, and What Else Befell Dr. Pangloss, Candide, and James, the Anabaptist
• How to say "else if"
• Else de Jong (user)
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Please, Pleaseplease
• please let me in (user)
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• when someone you disliked dies
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• If You Have to Ask
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Absolutely Everything Else!
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please recycle
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• test post please ignore
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• make someone pay
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• How to insult someone using calculus
• someone much more (user)
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Please Please Me
• listen()
• Please insert nicotine
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• New Business: Firing Someone
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• and the voice of someone now mute
• tired mothers need someone to hold a baby
• the best ruler is someone whose actions go unnoticed
• Ask Me Why
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Ask price
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• The question nobody asks
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The silence after someone leaves
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• someone??? (user)
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• Please Kill Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please, Call me Honky
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Someone passes
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Fall in love with someone today
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• let me ask (user)
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Somebody Else's Problem
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• else (user)
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Please Save My Earth
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• please i drunk (user)
• Please don't send your resume
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• We never asked to be babysitters
• bid/ask spread
• Ask the Pilot
• Everyone else is doing it
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
• Please use plain text
• say please
• She sits where she pleases
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• someone to love
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Before you ask a question
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.

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