Findings:

• Don't let me die nervous
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• let me speak please (user)
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please please please let me get what I want
• please let me in (user)
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Let me be your fantasy
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• let me be your first upvote
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I've Gotta Be Me
• let's be real
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• marry me and you'll be safe
• You've got to be kidding me
• You mean the me that you would be
• customers don't trust me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't stand so close to me
• Let It Be
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Look siad me Be like me
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Don't be an IM phantom
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't Be Evil
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Never be the first to let go
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If your wish be to close me
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Let be be finale of seem
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• let them be your power
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Just don't expect me to understand
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't call me white
• I don't need to be loved by you
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Let's Be Childish
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• If God was willing to let it be
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• OBAFGKM
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Don't be sad
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• let bygones be bygones
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Let It Be... Naked
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I don't want to be successful
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Let It Be (user)
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• don't be absurd (user)
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Let there be another next time
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Let us be our own pornographers
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.

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