Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Someone please kill me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- The full moon made me do it
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I want someone to do cute things for
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- What Do I Do With Me
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about flowers
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Please please please let me get what I want
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- tell me the truth
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- You Do Something To Me
- How Do You Want Me?
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Do you like me?
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Please do not feed the Hamsters!
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- please forgive me (user)
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Do you know me?
- when strangers tell me to smile
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- O tell me the truth about love
- Tell me a story
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Tell me something good
- Don't tell me everything
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- I like you; do you like me?
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- Why Do You Love Me?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- Tell me a story about rains
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Please help me!
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Tell me about your faith
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Why tell me that?
- Someone to Watch over Me
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Tell Me What
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- You tell me this is God?
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Tell me what to dream
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Please Don't Bury Me
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me more
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- listen()
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- The Devil made me do it
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- What you do to me
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Please do not read this
- Please do not feed the birds
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Do you think it's me?
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Do you think you could love me now?
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- The Internet made me do it
- every thing you do tells you something
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Tell me a story about trains
- Please Please Me
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Tell me a story about elephants
- My first comet
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Please Kill Me
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me about your secret places
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Tell me another lie
- Though you can tell me
- Please stop annoying me
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Give me a moment, please
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
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