Findings:

• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Please, Call me Honky
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell Me What You Think
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Tell me about your faith
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Tell me what to dream
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Though you can tell me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• let me speak please (user)
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Tell me a story about drains
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Why tell me that?
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Give me a moment, please
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• let me know who you are now.
• Please Please Me
• Tell me more
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• who me (user)
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Tell me a secret.
• please let me in (user)
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell me a story about brains
• Please Kill Me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• May those who are born after me
• listen()
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• when strangers tell me to smile
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• O tell me the truth about love
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Experience tells me not to try
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Don't tell me about her
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Tell him, she told me
• list of things
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Someone please kill me
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Please stop annoying me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• My first comet
• tell me the truth
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Don't tell me everything
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• please forgive me (user)
• Tell Me What
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Tell me another lie
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Please help me!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Tell me something good
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me a story
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about clouds
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me all your reasons
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Tell me a story about rains

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