Findings:
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Let's pretend we're married
- Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- let's pretend we're all the same
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- Aunt Jemima
- aunt
- Trying to burn my aunt Margaret at the stake
- My aunt
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Aunt Bea
- Aunt Beru
- My aunt doesn't like them
- Aunt Maggie's Apple Pie
- How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
- Aunt Flo
- The aunt who lets you cuss
- My Aunt Ethel
- Aunt Eunice's Bean Salad
- Aunt Daisy
- Aunt Sophy (user)
- Aunt Sally
- Aunt Julia and the scriptwriter
- Aunt May
- aunt (user)
- Gigolo Aunts
- Aunt Birdie's Potato Salad and Alice's Apple Dumplings with Hard Sauce
- Aunt Peg
- Great Aunt Gertrude's Christmas Fig Cookies
- Aunt Bessie's
- Aunt Judy sandwiches
- The Three Aunts
- aunt dee (user)
- Aunt Misery
- Aunt Connie's Corn Pudding
- Aunt Dottie (user)
- Aunt Tootsie Dies
- aunt mimi (user)
- Aunt Doris' Christmas Cake
- my aunt's house
- AUNT SUE (user)
- Aunt Ester (user)
- The Pie-rats of Penn's Aunts
- Aunt Maria
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Gerts
- gert (user)
- Gert Ledig
- grandmother
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- the grandmother bus songs
- Grandmother's footsteps
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- My grandmother gave me
- Sailing in the wake of my grandmother
- On the death of bitter_engineer's Grandmother
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
- My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
- The Devil and his Grandmother
- The Last Words of My English Grandmother
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Grandmother's Song
- My grandmother and I traveling in time
- grandmother (user)
- her grandmother's clock
- Sex, Grandmothers, and Videotape (log) mp3 (recording)
- My Funny Grandmother
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
- Little Gods and Grandmothers
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- pretend
- Pretended
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- play dumb
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- World Leader Pretend
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- pretend date
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- a patch of lamplight that I pretend is the moon
- We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
- Impersonating someone famous
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- We are what we pretend to be
- Let's pretend
- should i pretend now everything is fine?
- I can still pretend
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- Chateau Pretend, 1974
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- you pretend to be the moon
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- When I Pretend to Fall
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I only pretend to resist temptation
- let's pretend, for George
- Pretend Rap Poetry
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- Diesel Sweeties
- sweety (user)
- Sweety the Chick
- Sweety Faith (user)
- Upset
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Atheism upsets people for some inexplicable reason
- Visiting
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
- Visiting the Pumpkin-Field
- Visiting Hours
- visiting ghosts
- Visiting the Sydney Squats
- Visiting a Taoist on Taitien Mountain
- Visiting card
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Visiting Earth
- Just Visiting
- The Visiting Girl
- When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
- My Experience Visiting a Parallel World
- We're Only In It For The Money
- Wish You Were Here
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Those were the days
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Once Were Warriors
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- We were never really friends
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- Were
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
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