Findings:

• i was richer for having known you, friend
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• It was better before they came
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I was disillusioned
• It was a start
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• curved penis
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• Having sex up against a wall
• On having holy cows as an essential part of your musical breakfast
• My Problem Child
• philosophical problem
• Pinky isn't the problem
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Hammer and nail problem
• Graph-Colouring Problem
• circle / ellipse problem
• Ostrich approach to problem solving
• A problem ordering beer in San Diego
• German Problem
• Science-Fiction has a Timescale Problem
• Vancouver, Washington
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There Was A Friend
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• My skin felt like I was falling
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• Why I was Not Popular as a teenager
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• I was only starting to grow
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Home surgery
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Electrical problems of great magnitude
• old chestnut: house number problems
• word problem
• Scrappy Mac's Punchout Problem
• flatness problem
• The Tiger Problem
• kitchen remodeling problem
• How to resolve carrier-level telco problems
• Ski rental problem solution
• Smale's Problems
• listening problem (user)
• Recognizing a language is solving a problem
• Newcomb's Problem
• XY problem
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather-bound organizer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Upon the hills where day was done
• All he left her was alone
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• She knew what she was doing
• If I was a good person
• for a moment the whole world was beautiful
• This Was Our Pact
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Having a Microsoft husband
• Having Everything
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
• the candy canes problem
• The Problem of Pain
• Life is not a management problem.
• The Problem with Bush and Gore
• Approximation Problem
• Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem
• System resource problems
• The Problem Vector
• On the problem of empathy
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Quantum Monty Hall Problem
• Super wicked problem
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• what once I was
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• There was always the blue of you
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Adventures in having a boy/girl name
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Having to do with animals. (category)
• Drinking problem
• The problem with the Law of increasing possibility
• The problem of life and death
• Women and their weight problem
• The Problem With Popplers
• The 7-Eleven problem

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