Made mine out of
duct tape.
"Duct tape?", you say.
Yep. Duct tape.
Of course, it was lined with
saran wrap, so as not to completely and painfully
depilate me when I took it off. It was
off-the-shoulder and short, with an
a-line skirt and a
diamond shape cut out of the
belly to showcase my
navel piercing. My
sister helped wrap me in the
plastic and then smooth the
strips of tape directly to my
body. I carried some
pinking shears and an
extra roll around in my purse all night, so that i could easily
disrobe and then
re-tape myself, if needed. I found
platform high-heels in the exact shade of duct tape, and I sprayed my hair
silver, with
make-up to match, of course.
Where'd I get the
idea?
These things happen when you're a
weirdo.