quantum bogodynamics

The study of bogons and clueons involves objects known as sinks and sources which either attract or emmit their appropriate particle. A suit is a bogon source, an NT Server is a bogon sink, a hacker is a cluon source, and a Linux server is a cluon sink. Many sinks also behave as sources. When bogons and clueons meet they anihilate each other. Finaly when clueon feilds are low computron induction within a computer is reduced and errors can occur.

quantum bogodynamics /kwon'tm boh`goh-di:-nam'iks/ n.

A theory that characterizes the universe in terms of bogon sources (such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity potential fields. Bogon absorption, of course, causes human beings to behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also cause both to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanics of the bogon-computron interaction are not yet understood and remain to be elucidated. Quantum bogodynamics is most often invoked to explain the sharp increase in hardware and software failures in the presence of suits; the latter emit bogons, which the former absorb. See bogon, computron, suit, psyton.

--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.