Findings:
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to make sports games more fun
- How to be a more productive writer
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Running toward the edge
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- How to be a street musician
- You never think it will be the ducks
- How to be a Canadian Male
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- Music need not be popular to be good
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be a terrible customer
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to be a geek
- How to be a good customer
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- We used to be more in sync
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- How to be a fuck-up
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Be cool in college
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be an asshole
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a troll
- How to Be Alone
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How To Be Funny
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- How Should A Person Be?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- How to be invisible
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- Be Operating System
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- How to be an improv musician
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Children should be seen and not heard
- How to be a backstabber
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Children can be cruel
- It's not supposed to be anything
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- how to be a friend
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be anonymous
- Goops and How to be Them
- Where's the kaboom?
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- There need to be more powers
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- How To Be Good
- Should high school be mandatory?
- There will be no more stories to read
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to be a lardass
- How to be a badass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
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