Findings:

• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• real hackers don't use variable types
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Renaissance is for sissies, real men wear armor
• Seeker of no spoon (user)
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• Stoned music memories
• I used to sing real good
• That dog is of no use to you
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Bill Cosby and the Real Men
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• We Don't Need the Men
• No use crying over spilt milk
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• We don't need no education
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• You don't have any real problems
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Questions we use to test men
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• There is no spoon
• Real Men of Genius
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Why don't men shave?
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't say no
• I dont no (user)
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Don't use the handicapped stall
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• misandry don't real
• Real men change diapers
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Real men
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
• No Country for Old Men
• Real men can cook
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• No Use for a Name
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• real men cook with oxidizing exothermic chemical reactions!
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• U.S. policy on First Use
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• There is No Spoon (user)
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• There is no real me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• No, don't click that!
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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