Findings:

• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The Extraordinary Adventures of Captain Jefferson Malarky
• or
• Glen or Glenda
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Dead or Alive
• and/or
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Bobby Orr
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Your place or mine?
• Skate or Die
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• For Better or For Worse
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jan Ors
• -or
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• more or less
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Abused or neglected children
• Live Free Or Die!
• shift left (or right) logical
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Spit or swallow?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Bikini or thong?
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Your Money or Your Life
• Squid or Sailor?
• island or lake?
• sooner or later
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Be a model or just look like one
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• believe it or not
• Either/Or
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The struggle is real
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• indulgence or indictment
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Ten stars or so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• In my craft or sullen art
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• I may or may not have been naked
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Potential or Reality?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Now or Never
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Should I stay or should I go?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is music written or discovered?
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Prime Mover, or God
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• hydrate or die
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Vegan Restaurants in Portland, Oregon
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• left or right, you're both wrong
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter

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