Findings:
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- The bomber will always get through
- Absolutism
- Ethical relativism vs. ethical absolutism
- Moral Absolutism
- Royal absolutism
- Absolutism in Deontology
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
- The world's philosophers get stoned
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- The World as Will and Representation
- We will unmake the world with a whisper, with a scream
- the world will be remade in our image
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- 15 will get you 20
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Life will get easier
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You will get yours
- She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- five will get you ten
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- I know when the world will end
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- This symbolist world will supercharge the horseman with enormous iconic energies
- Suburban cannabis factories will feed the world
- ideas that will save world
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Our world will change
- When did the World get so old?
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- It will get better
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Absolutely Fabulous
- absolutely
- Absolutely Free
- absolute power corrupts absolutely
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- The World's Largest Porn Site
- Absolutely, to someone else
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
- the night absolutely into me
- Get over it
- Get Happy!
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- Get it on
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- You get what you pay for
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- it gets thick
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Get my groove on
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- get a wiggle on
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- I never get mail
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Get Smart
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get people to leave you alone
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
- Get a bit chopped
- Get a break
- Get a fat lip
- Get a grindstone and sharpen it
- Get a load of
- Get around
- Get a tail
- Get a valentine
- Get the finger put on
- Get hip
- Get hit with
- Get hit with the blocks
- Get hours
- Get it up
- Get off the gun
- Get off the nut
- The Get Along Gang
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- How to get rid of a cold
- Get a communications degree and we'll talk
- Get a life!
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- get right down to it
- get to the point
- The Get Up Kids
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- Where did you get that hat?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Get your bender on
- Get Carter
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- It doesn't get any better than this
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get your stuff voted up
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