Findings:
- The Day the World was about to End
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- End of the day bosses
- We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
- You, standing
- I'll explain it when you're older
- you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
- To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
- I want to hear about his day in person
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- This lasted for about two days
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- the day ends
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I hope you're fucking happy
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Songs About Fucking
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- inside my head, where the heart beat is
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Programming for the End of the Day
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- how witches begin and end the day
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- Which heaven to gaudy day
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
- Sentences with which to end your life
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- A Spring, with gentle unfurling and sly days of sunshine
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- youre an idiot (user)
- Which way are you headed?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- all day I dream about sex
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- I'll give you something to cry about
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- June 19th, 2009 -- Climate Change Action Day
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
- Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
- Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
- Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- End of Days
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Days or Years
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Music was better in the old days
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Not from the head
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Heads or tails?
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
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