Findings:

• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I release the wheel as my car careens across the wide expanse of snow, heading for certain and untimely death
• A slow death, alone, in the Tower of Rothenburg
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• slow death (user)
• The Slow Death of the Japanese Meal
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• almost poetry
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Almost Glycerin
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• certain
• a certain age
• To a Certain Cantatrice
• A certain point of view
• The desire to fling oneself to certain doom
• certain values
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• As certain as color
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• There's a certain Slant of light
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Come, Sleep! O Sleep, the certain knot of peace
• Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• My skin is dark. Hers is the color of certain lilies.
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XI Wilful and Forbidden Acts in Respect of Certain Property
• Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
• To a Certain Civilian
• On Certain Species of Writing
• A certain gaze
• Knowledge can never be certain
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Dearest, I feel certain
• Secretly, as certain dark things are loved
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• A certain attraction
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Prayer as regards a certain kind of statistic
• A certain type of girl
• Postmortem fisting of a deer entitles one to certain things.
• never certain, always moving
• In a certain faraway land
• A certain zoo employee
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• Death
• Blue Screen of Death
• Masque of the Red Death animation
• Black Death
• The heat death of the Universe
• death metal
• Death of Rock and Roll
• Death In Vegas
• Life after death
• Gruesome death
• death spiral
• Death Star
• Death Wish
• white death
• Amused to Death
• click of death
• death and taxes
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Rock Death
• death ray
• Southern Death Cult
• Death penalty
• Murder by Death
• Christian Death
• Second Death Star
• Birth, School, Work, Death
• The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
• Angel of Death
• Bataan Death March
• Chronicle of a Death Foretold
• Super Karate Monkey Death Car
• Wisconsin Death Trip

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