Findings:

• On some other planet
• Eat shit or puke trying
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Shit or Go Blind
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Save The Green Planet
• Shit fire and save matches
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Life in the American business world
• Shit or get off the pot
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• or
• Glen or Glenda
• Exclusive Or
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Dead or Alive
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• Bad command or file name
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Bobby Orr
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Your place or mine?
• Skate or Die
• My country, right or wrong!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Red or Blue Pill
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• For Better or For Worse
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jan Ors
• -or
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Is language innate or learned?
• paper or plastic
• more or less
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Sew or Staple?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Abused or neglected children
• Live Free Or Die!
• shift left (or right) logical
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Spit or swallow?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Bikini or thong?
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Your Money or Your Life
• Squid or Sailor?
• island or lake?
• sooner or later
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Be a model or just look like one
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• believe it or not
• Either/Or
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• When writers use Latin
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• indulgence or indictment
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Ten stars or so
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• In my craft or sullen art
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• I may or may not have been naked
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Potential or Reality?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Now or Never
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Should I stay or should I go?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is music written or discovered?
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Prime Mover, or God
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• hydrate or die
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Vegan Restaurants in Portland, Oregon
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• left or right, you're both wrong
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?

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