Findings:

• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I can see your house from here
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I see no X here
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm just here for the candy
• The Boy from the Chemist is Here to See You
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm Still Here
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Being a dickhead
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not this cool in real life
• i'm here. are you here?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• I swear I'm a real punk
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm glad you're here.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I feel like I'm being watched
• being here
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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