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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Out of his fucking mind
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Shaggy Seeks his Stray Brother
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Fortune
• fortune cookie
• fortune teller
• Soldier of Fortune
• Wheel of Fortune
• Fortune 500
• The Traveler and Fortune
• Cookie's Fortune
• /usr/games/fortune
• fortune fish
• The fortune teller and the food critic are the same person, dammit!
• The Everything Fortune Cookie
• 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
• Dating Fortune
• Ethereal Fortune (user)
• fortune file
• Dada Fortune Cookies
• Dion Fortune
• Fortune Cookie Prize
• The Three Sons of Fortune
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• Time and Good Fortune
• Fortune Brands
• Fortune and Glory
• Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
• Reversal of Fortune
• fortune (user)
• Daughter of Fortune
• Group processes observed in the Hevert Ying Fortune Cookie Factory
• Cleopatra's Fortune
• You'll earn a fortune
• I opened a fortune cookie for you yesterday
• Tipperary fortune
• The Old Fortune Teller
• Outrageous Fortune
• Nine Hostages to Fortune
• Men of Good Fortune
• What about fortune and fame?
• fortune cookies
• The Fortune Teller (user)
• Fortune finds them in the oddest places
• Fortune's Favourites
• A Fortune Inside Your Head
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• his
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His hips know the original dance
• A Boy and His Dog
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Spinning in his grave
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• de Molay recanted his confession
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• His Royal Highness
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Pascal on his deathbed
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Coy Mistress
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• how Wiener found his way home
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• His 'N' Hers
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Bless his Heart
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Kissing a man all over his face
• up his own arse
• How Pac-Man got his name
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• i like his madness
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• And then I broke his nose
• The Colour Of His Voice
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• In His Own Image
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• When the foeman bares his steel
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• Valediction to His Book
• trumpet of his rump
• The Horse and His Boy
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Forgetting his life away
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I went to visit his grave
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• His Flames Are Joys
• And in His Brave Court

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