Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "seriously? have you seen this shit in whole foods? our animals aren't abused? you fucking raise them to kill them and eat them!"

• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• It kills me to watch them go
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• I eat them by the handful
• Let them eat cake
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Let them have Festivas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• I was into them after they were hip
• Dr Pepper imitations
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• For them the sky spreads
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• One Node to Rule Them All
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• Goops and How to be Them
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• Us vs. Them
• we never hear them calling to us
• Them Lunch Toters
• them
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• By their fruits you shall know them
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Them!
• Them Node Writers
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• If you love somebody, set them free
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Let them know
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Fuck them all but the six
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• we can take them
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• Never let them see you bleed
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Know your pets
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Us and Them
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• How to use chopsticks
• Them are fightin' words
• People with programming languages named after them
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Them Bones
• How do ya like them apples?
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Them's Good Eatin'
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• My aunt doesn't like them
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• .them
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• If you can't beat them, join them
• Watching them together
• Bless them hagafens!
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• T.H.E.M.
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• The lives within them
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• chop saw
• Degrees of Pornography
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• Send them to the next dimension
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Teach Them to Fish
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• if you slide them together, like this
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them

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