Findings:
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- That one makes me scream, she said
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- What golf has taught me
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She only wants me for sex
- She said she loved me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Tell him, she told me
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She told me to say that
- She Loves Me
- Experience has made me bitter
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She loved me for my maths
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- she, he, and me
- She Blinded Me With Science
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- She looks at me and she laughs
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- She Gave Sweet Love To Me
- that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- The hardest breath she has
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- She approached me with some vague line
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She just looks at me
- She has trouble acting normal
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- She Fucks Me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She only wants me for tech support
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- She kills me
- She loves me, she loves me not
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She misses me
- What in the world has come over me
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- She is still undoing me.
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- She told me she wouldn't
- She Speaks to Me
- She still has my Borges book
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- She found me on public transportation
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- feline allergies
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- extend and absorb
- I absorb languages
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- ha!
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- Something inside has died
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Satan has your nose
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- German grammar
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- great things he has taught us
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Elvis has left the building
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Everyone has an accent
- Your hair has turned white
- Autumn has come invisibly
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- ha oto shelanu
- Plastic Has Memory
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
- The Universe has spared us this moment
- Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
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