Findings:

• Pants are optional
• Worldwide Pants
• pants
• tear-away track pants
• pant
• Mr. Pants
• camouflage pants
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• fancy pants
• parachute pants
• Who wears the pants
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• pair of pants
• capri pants
• leather pants
• Giant flaming pants of death
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Hammer pants
• Phat pants
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• cargo pants
• Flying by the seat of your pants
• baggy pants
• In my pants
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• The Pants Game
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Pants (user)
• Period Pants
• ants in the pants
• canada pants
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• Pants are a tool of the Man
• Ozzie Pants
• Liar, liar, pants on fire
• These are not my pants!
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• pants are funny
• Ambient Pants
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• meat pants
• two pants suit
• Napoleon's Pants (user)
• Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
• Off Pants
• As Pants the Hart for Cooling Streams
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• MAST Pants
• Raver pants
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Instant Wet Pirate Pants
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Indestructible Pants
• Baggy Pants and the Nitwits
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
• Slut pants
• Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
• Goofy Henkin Pants
• liquid crystal pants
• im in your pants (user)
• lm ln your pants (user)
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Training pants
• MC Pee Pants
• Inflatable trauma pants
• pants run
• Pants Pants Revolution
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• pants salad (user)
• Rugby pants
• Little robots in your pants
• Lyndon Johnson orders some pants
• wool pants
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• Pants Rowland
• Pants the Cat
• Tough Pants (user)
• The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
• fisherman's pants
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• drop your slogans and drop your pants. proceed naked from this existence.
• Fancy Pants (user)
• Pant Devil
• Mr. fat pants (user)
• Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• emergency pants
• Mail Order Pants
• pants 21 (user)
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• aladdin pants
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• We have standards AND pants
• Angst In My Pants
• Carpenter pants
• Jizz in my Pants
• pants role
• Andrew Pants
• short pants
• The relative unnaturalnesses of vegetarianism, homosexuality, and pants
• with pockets full of haiku in borrowed pants
• John Saggy Pants (user)
• yoga pants
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• zodiac pants
• shit
• Cans of shit
• When the shit hits the fan
• Piece of shit car
• shit list
• Shoot the shit
• no shit
• Shit happens
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• No shit, there I was
• I shit you not
• Don't shit where you eat
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• food fight
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• Horse shit
• the eagle shits
• I wish I could invent shit
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• dog shit
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Ape shit
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• My brother shit in my pillow
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• No shit, Sherlock
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• How to Shit in the Woods
• For shits and grins
• In deep shit
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• I Want My Shit
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• Shit or get off the pot
• Your skin is liquid
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• When life gives you shit
• I know, let's give shit away
• shit head
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Shit on my chest
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Blowing shit up
• happy horse shit
• Uncontrollable moody shit mode
• Bird shit on your head
• What the fuck is this shit?
• I can do shit with my legs
• When the Pope says shit
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Shit is a bad word
• Shit, piss, and corruption
• Old Norse shit
• le shit
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• The shit we ate
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war

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