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• They came together so as to form one whole
• There can be only one
• No one can be in two places at once
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Short can be good! (document)
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• We Can Be Together
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• dog collar
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Rebeca Martinez
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• only the named can be destroyed
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one can be totally logical
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• What can be better than that?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• I wanna be your dog
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We can be heroes
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Things never were what they used to be
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Valour can be brown
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• It can be cold in the dark
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Knowledge can never be certain
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Two Shall Be Born
• So you want to be evil
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You're too young to be so old
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Any song can be a love song
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• play dumb
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• So you want to be a star?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• So mote it be
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• You could be so delicious
• Be a model or just look like one
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• TV can be a good thing
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?

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