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The Smith System of Driving.

  • Search 20 seconds down the road
  • Identify problems 12 seconds down the road
  • Predict what may happen
  • Decide how to avoid this problem
  • Execute decision.

    I'd love to meet someone who actually does this.

  • Oh, I do! But it helps so much with the process if you're completely high. Really. That way, you can:

    • Squint out reddened, dried out orbs as you
    • Inch along the road at maybe 5 MPH, which means
    • Problems that are 12 seconds ahead of you have been
    • Discernable for maybe half an hour by the time you go
    • Eeeeek! and slam on the brakes needlessly.
    I don't condone driving high. But then, I don't condone breathing, either. Have you seen what they're putting in your air?

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