Findings:
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Why do we treat them so well?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- Let them have Festivas
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- just to have some human contact
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- i have been burning for so long
- Some people break so easily
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Dr Pepper imitations
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- So you don't have to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I have lost many things, so many
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I do have some things to hide
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have to return some videotapes
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Can I have a light?
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- we can take them
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- so the hum and silence can co-exist
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Can you spare some change?
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Home surgery
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- Mail forwarding
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- blondes have more fun
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- Something I Can Never Have
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- I used to have so many dreams
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- murder can be fun
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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