Findings:

• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• So you don't have to
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• i have been burning for so long
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• So this is what it takes
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Stoned music memories
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• you already have what it takes
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't have to remember my name
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Don't take candy from strangers
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• you don't have to do this
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I used to have so many dreams
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• A reason to drink
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• but don't take my word for it
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• I don't have the time
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Don't stand so close to me
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I have lost many things, so many
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• Baptist jokes
• ISA bus
• double-decker bus
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• October morning school bus
• Montgomery Bus Boycott
• Autistic guy on the city bus
• The Bus of Freaks
• Bus of the Undead
• How to get off a bus
• Pace Bus
• bus rapid transit
• Bus 174
• Taking a bus in Tel Aviv
• Yellow school bus

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