Findings:

• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• So then she said
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Shut up and jump
• Shut up and cover the pie
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Jack Gets Up
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Gays are great, so she says
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Life will get easier
• Herbs to help you get a job
• How to get a blow job
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• 15 will get you 20
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• The easiest way to get a job
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Get Up, Stand Up
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Don't give up your day job
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• So happy she drools
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The bomber will always get through
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• Get it up
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Shut up
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Put up or shut up
• "Shut up," he explained
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Everybody Get Up
• Get a rise out of someone
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• You will get yours
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• five will get you ten
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• The Get Up Kids
• We get tangled up like wires
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• When did the World get so old?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• How to get your stuff voted up
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• My job is cleaning up dust
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• So she wet the bed
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She Will Have Her Way
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It will get better

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