Findings:

• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• 15 will get you 20
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• So I wake up
• It will get better
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• When did the World get so old?
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• feline allergies
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Shut up
• Shut up, Little Man!
• So the sheep will push back
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Aw, shut up!
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• We get tangled up like wires
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• You will never be a real woman
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• The Get Up Kids
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You will get yours
• How to get a blow job
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My job is cleaning up dust
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• I wake up so energized
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Fall Down 7 Times Get Up 8
• So happy she drools
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Gays are great, so she says
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Shut up and jump
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Life will get easier
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• She Will Have Her Way
• Wanting to shut up forever
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The easiest way to get a job
• Everybody Get Up
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Her hair, tangled
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• we can give up, but the world never will
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Shut The Fuck Up
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Get Up, Stand Up
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

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