Findings:

• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me about your faith
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me about my contradictions
• O tell me the truth about love
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Don't tell me about her
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Tell me a story about plains
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Tell me a story about rains
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me a story about flowers
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about clouds
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• show me what the world is all about
• Ask me about Loom
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Someone please kill me
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Someone to Watch over Me
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• What a Shame About Me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• You've been warned.
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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