Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "someone who feels like slapping me out of this little endless loop of stupidity I've managed to trap myself in"

• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Do you like me?
• What poetry feels like
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• shining like blasphemous stars on an endless ceiling in hell
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You like me, you really like me!
• the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Making someone feel loved
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• A Doll Like Me
• You're like a brother to me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• Walk Like Me
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• This pleasant tale is like a little copse
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Loves me like a bottle
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Feel out
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• I Feel I've Melted
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• I can feel you forgetting me
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I like you; do you like me?
• Black Like Me
• I feel like a rock star
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Look siad me Be like me
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Let me feel that
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• He brings me books like flowers
• Republican Like Me
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Today I feel a little smaller
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Half-sour pickle
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• Feel Like A Stranger
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• this is what it feels like to die
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• What it must feel like to die
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I've Never Been to Me
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• I've got a little list
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• See Me, Feel Me
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• I've got the music in me
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• out like a light
• I've Gotta Be Me
• Feels Like Home
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• My Company Likes Me
• I feel like I'm being watched
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• What it feels like on bare skin
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• acting a little like my mom
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• treat me like a woman
• I put away childish things, like myself

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