Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "something else that I don't care to contemplate, but at least it's not moving"

• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Something Else Press
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Don't care didn't care
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• At least the dark don't hide it
• at least i saved something important
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Dreams Don't Care
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• This is this. This is not something else.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• but don't take my word for it
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• don't care
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• honey badger don't care
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Being a dickhead
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't care about the air
• I don't care what you did last summer
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't know what else to do
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't like moving.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• This is this. This is also something else.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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