Findings:
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Sometimes when I walk the street
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
- What happens when we die?
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- Sometimes words are the least true thing
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- Sometimes it happens
- Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- This is When it Happens
- You are not expected to understand this
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- Why are men always expected to make the first move?
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- Don't expect God to save you
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- expected family contribution
- expected value
- Infinite expected value
- The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
- I could not expect a single surprise
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Not What You Expected
- The night I almost expected
- What to Expect With Acupuncture and Acupressure
- Expect Delays
- I don't expect
- What's expected of us
- it went exactly as she expected
- expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- What did you expect?
- happen
- Shit happens
- This will never happen
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- As It Happens
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Just because it happened to you
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- You Know What Happens
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- can't happen
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- What if it never happened?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- True love happens
- The Big Bang happened here
- This can't happen
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- Something Happened
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever happened to acid rain?
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- an accident waiting to happen
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Whatever happened to the Burger King?
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
- What happened to the competition of ideas?
- What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- It Happened One Night
- What happens when you get too lonely
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- compost happens
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- Programming for a drug dealer
- My memory of what happened is not what happened
- worse things happen at sea
- Whatever happened to reverence for the holidays?
- Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
- World War II never happened
- It Could Happen to You
- A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
- The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
- What if nothing happens
- Whatever happened to peace on Earth
- What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
- Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
- What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
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