Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "somewhere in the hidden soul of the universe was a big gay God who dropped subtle homoeroticism into the fabric of reality"

• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• The A-hole who dropped the N-bomb
• Big Gay Al
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I was into them after they were hip
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Bare souls and hidden faces
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• What if everyone was gay?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• Does God care who wins?
• God and the Universe
• Who created God?
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Look into your soul
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• to stare into the face of god, and see nothing
• for the dreamers who stare into the night sky
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Who makes God's rules?
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• God drops in for lemonade
• The phrase 'God is mathematics' is hidden in the digits of pi
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• I Thought My Father Was God
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• In God we trust? Who says?
• The pennies from Heaven drop through my soul
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• The Mansion of Hidden Souls
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Bungee jumping into the Universe
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Who is the Center of the Hollywood Universe?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• you, who maddened my soul with love
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• we are manifestations of the mind of god, which is the universe
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Man was created in God's image
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• God does not play dice with the universe
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• God was created in man's image
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• Looney Tunes, God, and the Universe
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• It was all God's fault
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• If God was willing to let it be
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Who are we to question God?
• God helps those who help themselves
• Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• God was a Lost Guest
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Big Gay Al (user)
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• God with a big G
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• big beat
• Big Blue
• big blue room
• The Big Lebowski
• The Big Enchilada
• Big Red Marching Band
• Who made Hell?
• Big Bad Wolf
• Big Whoop
• big red button
• Big Brother and the Holding Company
• Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
• Big Trouble in Little China
• Big Badlands
• Big deal
• Big Fun
• big hair
• Big Saxy (user)
• Big Night
• too big for his britches
• Little, Big
• The Big Sleep
• big number
• The Big Blue
• Big Daddy Kane
• Big Daddy
• The Big Show
• Big Giant Head

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