Findings:

• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Human being emulator
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• The Wild Colonials
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• On being sane in insane places
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Sorry, Mark
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Being an artist warps the mind
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• on being hit by lightning
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• Being Julia
• play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Being offended is for the weak
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• being close to another person
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• You Are Not Being Fair
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• being doored
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Failing at being a student
• On Being Disowned
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Sorry to bother you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• The curse of being named Tim
• On being the Older Woman
• Being Involved
• On Being the one who goes away
• The Audio of Being
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• On living and being alive
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Being dead puts everything in perspective
• Belief and Being (category)
• A Tale for the Time Being
• Preaching to the Perverted
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• On being the first person to finish a test
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Being a mime
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• The release of being useful
• Being Human
• The principles of UK nuclear deterrence policy and being dumped are remarkably similar
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Thank you for everything and I am sorry for everything
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• When you are being sacrificed
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Being Black
• Being "in love": Revisited
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• being a feminist
• Being on your own
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• Feeling sorry for the last bit of food left in the dish
• sorry about the mess
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• being complimentary
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• contingent being
• Record of a Living Being
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
• Guide to being a better girlfriend.
• a failure as human beings
• Once a philosopher, twice a pervert
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
• Being and Time
• stop being so English
• at the thought of being close to you..
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• being ill during exams
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The importance of being Ernie
• There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
• On Being a Games Artist
• practice being dead
• on being a programmer
• I'm sorry
• You are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Just being quiet and close
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being a dickhead
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• astral being
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• The dream people were being assholes.
• The hypocrisy of being a teenager
• pervert
• Should I be sorry?
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Sorry sight
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• What's wrong with being independent
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• the perfect being
• Guide to being emo
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The reason being
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• The Trouble with Being Born
• Gentleman pervert
• I'm sorry for your loss
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• The dangers of being open minded
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• On Being the Right Size
• On Being Small
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being the further peregrinations of age in a world of beauty
• Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Heidegger: Being Seen Through the Lens of Presence and Mediation
• being polite
• So. Central Rain
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Being a Green Mother
• not as good as being there
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• Toward a Psychology of Being

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