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• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Only When I Lose Myself
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• and then I woke up
• then only the soil harbors angry blood
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• Staring into a darkened sky
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Driving Myself Crazy
• Tired of Waking Up Tired
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• If only I could get into her head
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I like to take up space
• here's to waking up stronger
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Staring into the pupils of my eyes
• Launching the Web into outer space
• I find myself here
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• mirror staring into eyes
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• I can only speak for myself
• only then will we be safe from each other
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• staring up at the sky
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Waking up in a cold room
• The long waking up
• And then one day you wake up
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Waking up next to your Valentine
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• Driving into the night
• Legend of the Red Barracuda, or: Driving through Space with the Windows Rolled Down (category)
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• wake up and find her still there
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• My withdrawal into myself
• Buzz Aldrin's Race Into Space
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Space lanes
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Time converging into one space
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• You take up too much space
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• laying in a field staring up at the sky
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Barking up the wrong tree
• Waking up next to EDB
• Waking Up in the Psychedelic Emergency Room
• Waking Up God
• waking up at school
• 200 km/h in the Wrong Lane
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• find a penny, pick it up
• Driving under the influence
• Truths of Driving
• driving music
• sonic driving
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Driving in Austin
• driving force
• Driving an SUV is comparable to owning a handgun
• Driving Poem
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Complete guide to Driving
• Night driving
• DMV Driving Permit Test
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Driving Mr. Albert
• Driving in Europe: A guide for Yanks
• driving your girlfriend home
• Driving Games
• Driving in Italy
• driving wheel
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• 4D Sports Driving
• Driving Rain
• Right turns mean faster driving
• driving licence
• Driving alone
• Tips for driving in the Philippines
• Driving in Japan
• driving school
• Driving in the Car, Listening to Queen on 8-Track
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Driving in continental Europe
• Leather clad and bad and driving 55
• Dangerous driving
• Driving While Texting
• Driving on the Interstate Highway System with a gunshot wound
• Driving without due care and attention
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• reckless driving
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• war driving (node_forward)
• psychic driving
• Driving without her voice
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• The century of driving
• Sarah Palindrome driving her Civic with a kayak on the roof headed for Laval
• We are officially driving the Lamborghini of autism
• driving patients to the ER
• Driving Home on Alligator Alley in Fire Season
• Driving Miss Whiffy
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• How do we find the very best clock?
• union find
• How to find a square root using ruler and compass
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• London Finds its Champion
• How to find something which has been lost
• The words no one can find
• Find the Others

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