Findings:

• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How Prom nearly killed me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Kill time before it kills you
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• kill me now (user)
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Please Kill Me
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Stop killing me now
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Someone please kill me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• kill him dead; don't call me
• That which does not kill me...
• how my computer nearly killed me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• She kills me
• stop calling me
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Nothing can stop me now
• I Know Who Killed Me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• It kills me to watch them go
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• kill me (user)
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Stop looking at me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• stop picking on me
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Before you, there was me
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please stop annoying me
• Before Me
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• before Christian era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Yuppie nihilism
• Oops! I Sang This Before
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Running before the wind
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• bros before hoes
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Blessings before food
• The Fright Before Christmas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Drink Before the War
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Life before death
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• The Land Before Time
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• The night before the carnival opens
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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