Findings:

• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• It could have been me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Astro City #5
• What have you been smoking?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• i have been burning for so long
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Have One On Me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Movies that should have been books first
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Advice I have been given about girls
• you would have been
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• I have spent all night paging you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have just been shot
• You have no power over me
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• What have you done for me lately?
• Could you have danced with me?
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Things video games have taught me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Names have been changed
• Have you been a dad today?
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I've been smoking ever since
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I could have been Canadian
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Since U Been Gone
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• He's been places they have not.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• I could have been one of a two
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• These people are still happening to me
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Dogs that have owned me
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Since I've Been Loving You
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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