Findings:

• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you would be so kind
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• so be it
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• eternity would be boring
• Mind without body
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I never thought it would be like this
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• So you wanna be a hacker
• So mote it be
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• What it's like to be in love
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• It's so cool to be denied
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• You make it so hard to hate
• Captain Beefheart sells Aldous Huxley a vacuum cleaner
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• So you want to be a waitress
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Where would America be without Canada?
• So you want to be a star?
• Just to see what it would be like
• You could be so delicious
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• That would be me
• Work hard. Be strong.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you would be seated
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• That Would Be Enough
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• You mean the me that you would be
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• self-propelled vacuum cleaner
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• vacuum cleaner
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• The Man Who Would Be King
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• That I Would Be Good
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• A whimper would be fine
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Work hard and be nice
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• So you want to be evil
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• it would be hilarious if only
• It's Hard to be Humble
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• So you want to be a composer
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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