Findings:
- Absolutely Fabulous
- absolutely
- Absolutely Free
- absolute power corrupts absolutely
- Absolutely Everything Else!
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Creativity is absolutely dependent on boundaries
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Absolutely, to someone else
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
- Everybody Everywhere is Absolutely Equal
- Absolutely Primitive
- the night absolutely into me
- suck
- Things that suck
- magic sucks
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- Music was better in the old days
- Slashdot Sucks
- Everything Sucks
- Why Linux sucks
- Science Fiction sucks
- Ska Sucks
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Odd numbered Star Trek movies suck
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- Suck and Blow
- life sucks
- MTV sucks
- Anything popular must suck
- Stalkers suck
- Pizza Sucks.™
- Primus Sucks!
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- You suck, I rule
- Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
- career day
- Why C sucks
- There is no suck, only blow
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- seasons suck haiku
- suck eggs
- Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- Your mother sucks cocks in hell
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Life sucks, then you die
- Why Pascal Sucks
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- Your favorite band sucks
- All of a sudden everything sucks
- Why the Bible sucks
- Why the news media sucks
- Suck it in
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Why Does Smoking Suck?
- Why France sucks
- Chronology Sucks
- Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
- Clockwatching sucks
- subtlety sucks
- The "My parents suck with computers" node
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
- Why YNN Sucks
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- Moving sucks
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- Brain tumor
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
- why Yahoo sucks
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Sucks to be you
- the network sucks
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Why Catholic School Sucks
- Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Why Diablo II sucks
- Towler sucks (user)
- Sucking at The Sims
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- the first time always sucks
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Sucks Less!
- The Radio Still Sucks
- TV Sucks
- Why thin client interfaces suck
- High school can kill you
- Suck line
- suck it up
- Anthropomorphism is for sucks
- I still suck my thumb
- Toad Suck Daze
- Evan Sucks (user)
- Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
- 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
- A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
- Why 'X' suck(s)
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- We suck Young Blood
- Improving your chess game
- Why Perl sucks
- Suck It and See
- Brad Sucks
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
- Why most collectible card video games suck
- sucks to your assmar
- The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
- Welcome to The Suck
- Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
- Suck My Kiss (user)
- fair suck of the sav
- you suck (user)
- Car, honk if you suck: car advertising in America
- It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
- Cartman Sucks
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- SporPops suck (user)
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- School holidays suck
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- Why Force Fields Suck
- College sucked for me too
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- Suck up
- Cancer sucks
- Most advertising sucks on purpose
- life sucks (user)
- suck my load (user)
- Everyone's code sucks
- nodshell to suck on
- guy that sucks (user)
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- Life sucks, get a helmet
- It sucks not being a bear.
- boys suck
- It really sucks: A Kirby vacuum salesperson's story
- Satan sucks
- Santa sucks
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- Adam Sucks
- things that don't suck
- Just suck it
- Why live music sucks
- Chikorita sucks
- Percy Shelley’s Still-Beating Heart is my Nightlight and it Sucks
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