Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• watching the sun come up
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Turn up the Ska
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• But I have seen the sun just once
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Turn the tables
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• The Tables Turned
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• turned up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Turn up for the books
• I don't think the sun was up
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• because I have given up any care
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Does the sun have a mother?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• People have fucked up before
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
• How to set up a formal table
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Have Blue (user)
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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