Findings:

• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• It takes two to tango
• It's important for me to remember these things
• take me away
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Take me to your leader
• he calls me monster
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Two o'clock in the morning, ninety four degrees...
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• he calls me girly (user)
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Take it from me
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Just call me fluffy
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• call me hiroshima
• Take Two Interactive
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Call Me Maybe
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Don't call me white
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Take Me As I Am
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Call me Anna
• These people are still happening to me
• all of these people are me
• Can You Take Me Back
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Take me to the bridge
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Here's my number, call me
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Take these broken wings and learn to fly again
• Don't call me Debbie
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• It takes two crooks to strike an honest bargain
• listen()
• my baby takes the morning train
• Don't call me Asian
• Call Me Persephone
• Call me Fish Meal
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• How to take a supervisor call
• He called me Sarah once
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Please, Call me Honky
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• About two men called Harold Budd
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Call me Hashmael
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• They call me Engineer-khan
• the self is a bottomless pit, the self is a mobius strip. the self is a greater call warning, the self is a Sunday morning.
• Take Me Down
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Take On Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Take me from home
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• call me garbage one more time
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Calgon, take me away
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Call if you need me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• These are the places you changed me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• list of things
• Take Me Back to Tech
• call me a poet
• take two and dance
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• These Foolish Things (Remind Me Of You)
• Take Two
• take me to your mystics
• will you take me with you when you go?
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call Me Princess
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• Call by reference
• Home run call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• close call
• Call girl
• port of call
• call stack
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• progression by two
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3

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