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• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Don't tell me about her
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about mains
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• True ice cream fans consume whole pints at a time
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me a story about flowers
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• tell me a story about lesbians
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about drains
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Ice sculptures formed by melting snow
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• mark me by seconds
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The boundary drawn by our skin
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Don't Pass Me By
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Something to remember me by
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• made by loving hands at home
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Chubby Hubby Ice Cream
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Ice cream
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Stand by Me
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• show me what the world is all about
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• What a Shame About Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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