Findings:

• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about mains
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me a story about elephants
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me about your faith
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• tell me a story about lesbians
• show me what the world is all about
• All About Nothing
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• It's all about the sublime
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• all your faults in me
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• All About Us
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• All About Anna
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• all of these people are me
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• All of Me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All About Chemistry
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• All About My Mother
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• All About the Benjamins
• it's all about plur (user)
• About all that went wrong
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• no words about nothing at all
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• All around me
• Reality and Never-Never Land: All in the Family versus The Cosby Show
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• All the empty things disguised as me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• all day I dream about sex
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• All Abouts
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• All About Steve
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• What a Shame About Me
• You will not remember me at all
• All For Me Grog
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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