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Humorous medical term for extreme hypochondria. Let's say that you're a doctor, and that your patient keeps on answering "yes" to all your questions, and you're thinking, "My God, does he have every single known disease?!" So you ask him, "When you crap, does it glow in the dark?" If he answers "yes", then he tests positive for phosphorescent stools.

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