Findings:

• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• O Strive not still to heap disdain on me
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Sleep escapes me still
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I can still pretend
• it's still just me in here
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm letting you go
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• These people are still happening to me
• Damn poem still haunts me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• Y M I Still Me
• She is still undoing me.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm Still Here
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• imm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm gay
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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