Findings:

• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• I have just been shot
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• just to have some human contact
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Why we have two ears
• The Walls have Ears
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• A feminist interpretation of the Bible that isn't just a filter
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• But I have seen the sun just once
• For God's sake, just have another election
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
• space just isn't for stars
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• ear buds
• soft ears
• virgin ears
• diminishing returns for the ears and soul
• Eared
• Lion's ear
• Midas's ear
• Bend one's ear
• cat ears
• stand you on your ear
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• ears with feet
• ear seeker
• ear infection
• pulling a quarter out of the ear
• The day I listened to the Televangelist's special kidney prayer with deaf ears
• tree ear mushroom
• Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Ears
• getting by with duff ears
• War of Jenkins' Ear
• ear bones
• elephant ears
• ear piercing
• ear training
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Listening with more than your ears
• play it by ear
• How to pierce your own ears
• itchy ear
• ear wallpaper
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• tufted ears
• Flop Eared Mule
• inner ear
• Cleaning your ears
• ear syringe
• ear scope
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• floppy ears (user)
• golden ear
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• The Ear of Corn
• String of Ears
• ear candle
• hold the carabao's ear
• Ear plugs
• ear spoon
• ear trumpet
• Cheers, big ears
• swimmer's ear
• Vaccines for ear infections
• Wet behind the ears
• Stingray's Ear (user)
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Third Ear
• Stinky ear syndrome
• Ear and Mouth
• pig's ear
• With my head underwater, heart beating in my ears
• a hot molasses tongue in the ear of reason!
• Bartender's ear
• The Ear, The Eye, And The Arm
• The Noise In My Ears
• The Quiet Drumming on the Ears
• Prescription Medications: the ear, nose and throat
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Spock Ears
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
• Big Ears (user)
• Middle ear
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• the ocean in my ears
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• He who has ears, let him hear
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The Rabbit with Big Ears
• I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
• Ear canal
• a grenade's hot breath in my ear
• The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
• rabbit ear
• Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
• Hush Corner: The Torrent, Softly on the Ears
• Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known

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