Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "that no amendment which may be made prior to the year one thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any manner affect the first and fourth clauses in the ninth section of the first Article;"

• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Hot pursuit
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• One eighteen, four twenty six, four twenty eight, zero zero one, band.
• The first dollar I ever made
• Eight years of peace and prosperity
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• The first snow in 25 years
• U.S. policy on First Use
• First of May
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• First Amendment
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Rebeca Martinez
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• The first five years of the war on terror
• The first one's always free
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• No one can be totally logical
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Rabbi Nachman's Hundred and Eighty First Lecture
• Never be the first to let go
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• One of These Things First
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• State of the First Amendment Survey
• First Amendment Apathy
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one can be in two places at once
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• You are no longer someone's first
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eight
• Who made the first bread?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The First Four Years
• The First Ten Years
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• This day I completed my thirty first year
• First of the Ninth
• No plans survive first contact with the enemy
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Barack Obama's first year
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Anonymous speech and the First Amendment
• The First of May
• The Thirty Eight Articles
• May the Fourth be with you
• On the Occasion of One Hundred Thousand Deaths
• Debt: The First 5,000 Years
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• You're the one i saw first
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• let me be your first upvote
• My life may no longer be my own
• Animals which may be immortal
• I may not be unbreakable
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• we shall all be healed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Youth is made to be misspent
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Ninth Amendment
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• There will be no more stories to read
• When shall I be free?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• gods we may be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• There can be only one
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Be that as it may
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• You Shall Be as Gods
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• may their names be sung forever
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• No threat should be taken lightly
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Fishing may be painful
• It must be New Years Eve again
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Two Shall Be Born
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!

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