Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "that the stuff in the basement was just a means by which they would choose the monster which would kille them"

• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Which Washington would win in a fight? (e2poll)
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• If they would only choose to hear it
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I was into them after they were hip
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• You stole what they would have given you
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• You mean the me that you would be
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Which was what we wanted
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just to see what it would be like
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• the seven hills of Rome
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• They knew what our pain would be.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Would you just look at this thing
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-C
• It was just a crush
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-A
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• just because they never bothered to really do
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• What we mean by 'Jesus'
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-B
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• They just kind of went away
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Rape committed by women
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just Add Monsters
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• every secret thing was made by some one
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-A
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture II: What Pragmatism Means
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-B
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-A
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• What was stolen by someone else
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Just how perfect was Jesus?

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