Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "that time I walked in on my roommate and his/her significant other on the living room couch"

• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• The first time I saw her
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• her first time
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: I
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• The Art of Living and Other Stories
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• Golf in the living room
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VI
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IX
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• September has such a feeling
• Secrets to Living in "The Big Room"
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• His and Her Circumstances
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: III
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XI
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIV
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• The Living Room
• Some Other Time
• all other times are better than 6 am
• The blue lights of suburban living rooms
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• His 'N' Hers
• walk away from time
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• living room
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
• in her other life
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Her presumptive green lipstick shown across the room
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A woman of her times
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: Preface
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: With Synge in Connemara
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: II
• Synge and the Ireland of His Time
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: X
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VII
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• History of His Own Time
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VIII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XV
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I dream that I walk with her
• War is not healthy for children and other living things
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• the anti-insomniac power of my living room set
• living in one room
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Significant Others
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• The Difference between "friends" and "significant others"
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• Significant Other
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• music is my significant other
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• She walked into the room
• My Room - The Time Capsule
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Time Walk
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Other Voices, Other Rooms
• The man of his times
• At her mirror, his muse
• I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• couch
• Couch grass
• couch fucking
• couch with Anna
• mouse in the couch
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Sleeping on the couches of Gotham
• Blue couch
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• deny couches (user)
• On Her Majesty's Secret Service
• Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition
• The Milk-Woman and Her Pail
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• The Lark Burying Her Father
• The Woman and Her Hen
• The Lark and Her Young Ones
• I don't think of her
• I daydream of her
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• her arms around me
• A woman and her Cock
• Lady Daibu And Her Lover
• Meant For Her
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• the small of her back
• I think I've forgiven her
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• Making her presence known
• Making her presence known (part 2)
• Making her presence known (Part 3)
• What do I call her?
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I don't want to see her
• The woman with her legs apart
• right under her surface
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Her name was Natalie
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Pig on her back
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• To Her Door
• I was sure it was her
• to let her know
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
• The World I Made for Her
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Tell Stacey I love her
• See her talk
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face

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