Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the "I'm having trouble coping with the incredibly bizarre and contrived situation that I've been placed in" character"

• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've been crowned the king of it
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
• I've Been Tired
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been waiting forever
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I've been working on my homework
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I've been searching
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've been here for 5 hours
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• I've Never Been to Me
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I've been smoking ever since
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• He's been places they have not.
• I've been trying to count the stars
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• I've been dead a long time
• I’ve been completed
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• The Trouble With Harry
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I appear to have been misinformed

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